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Funny stories, great advice and much more, putting a great stag party together takes time and effort, fortunately we have loads of useful tips and ideas.

Why not improve your stag do… with zombies!?

Crikey: there are a lot of zombies around nowadays. They’re in our films, our video games and even our stag dos. That’s right: you can now enjoy zombie survival stag weekends. Truly, we live in an age of wonders. Over the past few years, zombies have become an increasingly important cultural touchstone. Now, it seems, we’re even inviting them to our pre-wedding parties.

But how exactly does a zombie-themed stag do work? There’s isn’t a singular answer to that question: different companies offer different experiences. Some providers offer zombie survival training in which you get to handle real weapons and receive expert tactical advice. Others have you running around the streets of the UK’s cities at night, pursued by an unstoppable legion of the dead. One company by the name of ‘Wish’ offers surprisingly in-depth zombie dramas. For example, one of their most complex and fully-realised packages (entitled ‘Zombie Blitz 1940’) is set in the war-torn London of (you guessed it!) the Blitz. You and your stag do attendees take shelter in the tunnels under the city to escape a bombing raid only to find yourself pitted against subterranean zombies. Participants should bear in mind, of course, that these ‘zombies’ are just actors in very convincing makeup and that you categorically should NOT remove the head and destroy the brain.

It might seem like an odd way to have fun on a stag do, but let’s face facts: there’s a certain masculine appeal to be had in pitting your wits and strength against a relentless horde of undead flesh-eaters (or underpaid actors if real zombies aren’t available). It’s a unique and inventive way of getting your blood pumping and your adrenaline flowing. Also, zombies are just cool. You know it, I know it and the British people know it: zombies are simply inherently awesome.

Of course, your enthusiasm for zombie-themed stag dos will vary depending on a number of factors. You have to be fairly tolerant of jump-scares and enjoy being frightened. You also have to be prepared to sacrifice a certain amount of alcohol-consumption (nobody should face an army of the dead while black-out drunk). As such, these bizarre stag dos aren’t for everyone. However, for true zombie fans, they’re a (very twisted) dream come true.

How to plan the ultimate London stag weekend

The unspoken rule of stag dos is anything goes – anything. We’d all love to have a Hangover-style stag that just sort of happens to turn into the most amazing night ever, but in reality the best stags take a bit more planning. That’s especially when you are planning a stag weekend in London.

London is massive and expensive – if you aren’t careful you could spend a whole night just getting from one place to another; spending a small fortune in the process. You want to make the most of your weekend, with maximum fun and minimum hassle, and that means planning. Luckily for you, we know all the ingredients for a great stag weekend, so follow our lead and give your stag a weekend to remember… (or forget).

1. Choosing your club

Every great stag weekend involves a few sweaty hours at a club. All the best places in London fill up fast, so call ahead and see if you can book a VIP table for you and your guys. It will cost extra, but it’s worth it to skip the queues and guarantee you a great spot at a hot club.

2. Book a package deal

OK, so we’re biased here given that we arrange the best ever stag package deals, but there is a reason they are so popular. All the hard work and booking has been done for you, and these deals usually work out a good bit cheaper than booking your activity, accommodation, and everything else separately.

3. Know your way around

Again, London is massive. Download a tube and bus map and limit yourselves to one section of the city (e.g. Shoreditch; Soho) so you don’t spend hours travelling through city centre traffic. Taxis are handy, but there are times when it might actually be quicker to take the bus or walk – for instance, if you going from Covent Garden to Soho. Having said that, it doesn’t hurt to have a few local minicab numbers pre-loaded in your phone, just in case.

Edinburgh Stag Night Humour

Stag night humour

Edinburgh Winter Stag weekend offers

A night without laughter is a night wasted

Laughter is at the heart of the best stag nights except when you are laughing so much that the lager comes out of your nose! When all the guys are ripping the shit out of you for that pathetic chat up line directed at the bar maid, then your only weapon is laughter.

Every year during August, Edinburgh hosts the fringe festival where hundreds of comedians both established and aspiring, hope that their stand up routine will win them an award.

We all love that classic one liner : it is not just the content but also the timing.

Award-winning TV channel Dave, the home of witty banter, has run the Dave Award for the Funniest Joke of the Fringe since 2008 and this year more than 60 performances were sifted through to find the best jokes

Here are the Top 10 Fringe Festival jokes of 2014. Let us know what you think of these classics or can you think of funnier jokes than these?

1. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.” – Tim Vine

2. “I’ve written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set.” – Masai Graham

3. “Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.” – Mark Watson

4. “I was given some sudoku toilet paper. It didn’t work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s.” – Bec Hill

5. “I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn’t let me.” – Ria Lina

6. “Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.” – Paul F Taylor

7. “Scotland had oil, but it’s running out thanks to all that deep frying.” – Scott Capurro

8. “I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame ’cause halfway through he disappears up his own arsehole.” – Kevin Day

9. “I’ve been married for 10 years, I haven’t made a decision for seven.” – Jason Cook

10. “This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it.” – Felicity Ward

Have you got any better one liners from a stag night out? Send them to us so that we can post them ina future blog

No Joke- 2 night Stag Weekend in Edinburgh for just £49.99

I tell you what is no joke, our crazy winter deals for the lads to have a full weekend of stag night humour. Check them out in this link below.

http://www.stagdoparty.co.uk/edinburgh-stag-package-offers.html

Hurry some weekends are sold out already!

What Makes A Good Lap Dancing Club?

What Makes A Good Lap Dancing Bar

What Makes A Good Lap Dancing Bar

One of the most important things about setting up a night in a lap dancing club is actually choosing the right place. Just because the club actually exists does not mean it’s any good – it could be an absolute dive with some of the most garish dancers you have ever seen!

Doing your research on a lap dancing club is very important before shelling out for a boy’s night out in the place. Nothing hurts more than when you can see the pound signs being flushed down the drain in front of you, while a dancer who looks far too much like your auntie dances in front of you – so if you are wondering what actually makes a good lap dancing club, these two key attributes are absolutely vital to the safe & guaranteed enjoyment of a good lap dancing club;

Class/Style

First things first, you don’t want to go to one of those lap dancing clubs with the sticky floor and the yellow walls from all the cigar smoke from the seedy regulars. Instead, you want to be trying to find a lap dancing club that’s cool enough that you guys can be yourselves without feeling awkward or intimidated, but classy enough that you won’t need a doctor’s appointment in the next morning just for setting foot in the place.

Class is everything in this world – a lap dancing club isn’t mea

nt to be like an old-school boozer or a pub. It’s got to be a bit glitzy, a step up from your usual water hole, and the girls have to be spot on. Don’t hire a place out for a big night out, especially a stag night, if you have reservations about the quality of the entertainment or indeed the venue itself.

If you want a good example of a well-run lap dancing club, then Seventh Heaven are well worth checking out. They’re a Glasgow based lap dancing club and brings the madness to you, while still retaining a level of class and composure that makes it perfect for a night out.

Quantity

One thing that can make a lap dancing club unattractive is when you need to wait your turn! There should be a small armada of girls just waiting for you guys to come in, and girls that cover each member of the party’s tastes and style. Don’t be afraid to back out of a deal because the list isn’t quite what you are looking for, when it comes to a big night out you shouldn’t really be prepared to just settle – everyone is here to have a good time, so let them!

Quantity is something that lap dancing clubs abroad put to expert use, with plenty of selection in the eyebrow raising bars that you visit. According to AskMen, K5 Relax is one of the top clubs in the whole of Europe and who could disagree when you look through their roster? They’ve got the selection to go with the location!

Really, as long as the lap dancing club has these two attributes and enough room + quality drinks to keep you all going for the night, then you are good to go. The criteria isn’t exactly huge, but it will give you more than enough to actually start pushing back ideas for “good” lap dancing clubs around the UK and beyond.

Some Helpful Best Man Tips for Speech Time

Write two speeches.. The one you want to say, and the one your buddy wants you to say… Blackmail does amazing things..

If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything nice at all…

Your the best man… It say’s it on the name tag.. Where that around town for a few days..

Whatever you do don’t name the girls he has banged at the wedding toast

9 out of 10 wedding speeches end in tears.. Please try and be #10

If you make the girls in the room cry, technically you got them wet..

Only cry if it’s gonna help you get laid

Clay Shooting Stag Party

Clay Shooting is rapidly becoming our most popular Stag Party  event. Once the sole province of the “Country Set”, Clay shooting is now accessible to vitually anyone over the age of 18 , with some centres offering a lower age limit.

Stag do party Clay Shooting

Stag Party Clay Shooting

The strict regulations in the UK over gun control and access means that Clay Shooting takes place only at approved sites under the watchful eye of qualified Instructors.

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Mud Buggies – Top Stag Do Event

We have all been go karting and some of us have even experienced 4 x 4 off road driving in the likes of Landrovers or Discoverys. All good fun, but nothing will prepare you for the drive of a lifetime in a mud buggy.

Stag Do Rage Buggies

Rage Buggy at N E Karting

The immense power to weight ratio, the fact that you can let the back end drift out at full speed throwing mud up everywhere, the unexpected muddy pot holes jarring your whole body until your teeth fall out are just some of the reasons that Stags insist on booking mud buggies as part of their weekend. Why drive round on a piece of boring polished tarmac in a kart or crawl along at 2mph in 4 wheel drive when Mud Buggies rip along at more than 40mph , through the worst mud you have ever seen and throw in a ridiculous amount of terror at the same time. Mud buggies have independent suspension with a rear wheel drive from powerful responsive engines up to 1000cc!
Still not sure if Mud Buggies or Rage Buggies as they are often called, are all they are cracked up to be- then have a look at this video from our top site in the North East of England.

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Top Stag Do Ideas & Activities

Here is our list of top 10 stag do activities in the UK, feel free to vote and suggest others!  Activities do change depending on the time of year, we will be bring out new top to do lists based on the month of year.

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Stag Party Accessories

Stag Accessories

Stag Accessories

It’s a good idea to have a theme for your stag weekend whether it be a T’Shirt or a full on outfit.   You, will however have to be careful on what you do wear as some clubs and pubs will not allow your stag group in if they are not dressed accordingly.

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Stag Do Party Goes Live

Stag Do Staff

Stag Do Staff

We know putting together a stag do for your best mate is a tough job, so we created a service to make your life easier.  The reasons customers choose us is because:

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