Edinburgh Stag Night Humour

Stag night humour

Edinburgh Winter Stag weekend offers

A night without laughter is a night wasted

Laughter is at the heart of the best stag nights except when you are laughing so much that the lager comes out of your nose! When all the guys are ripping the shit out of you for that pathetic chat up line directed at the bar maid, then your only weapon is laughter.

Every year during August, Edinburgh hosts the fringe festival where hundreds of comedians both established and aspiring, hope that their stand up routine will win them an award.

We all love that classic one liner : it is not just the content but also the timing.

Award-winning TV channel Dave, the home of witty banter, has run the Dave Award for the Funniest Joke of the Fringe since 2008 and this year more than 60 performances were sifted through to find the best jokes

Here are the Top 10 Fringe Festival jokes of 2014. Let us know what you think of these classics or can you think of funnier jokes than these?

1. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.” – Tim Vine

2. “I’ve written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set.” – Masai Graham

3. “Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.” – Mark Watson

4. “I was given some sudoku toilet paper. It didn’t work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s.” – Bec Hill

5. “I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn’t let me.” – Ria Lina

6. “Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.” – Paul F Taylor

7. “Scotland had oil, but it’s running out thanks to all that deep frying.” – Scott Capurro

8. “I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame ’cause halfway through he disappears up his own arsehole.” – Kevin Day

9. “I’ve been married for 10 years, I haven’t made a decision for seven.” – Jason Cook

10. “This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it.” – Felicity Ward

Have you got any better one liners from a stag night out? Send them to us so that we can post them ina future blog

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