Some Helpful Best Man Tips for Speech Time

Write two speeches.. The one you want to say, and the one your buddy wants you to say… Blackmail does amazing things..

If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything nice at all…

Your the best man… It say’s it on the name tag.. Where that around town for a few days..

Whatever you do don’t name the girls he has banged at the wedding toast

9 out of 10 wedding speeches end in tears.. Please try and be #10

If you make the girls in the room cry, technically you got them wet..

Only cry if it’s gonna help you get laid

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